PC: We have slowed down lately due to increased work schedules. With a month-long vacation coming up, I had to force Coach to sit down and watch something.
Coach: Hopefully I'll get a lot done. Stay productive. I will definitely be listening to some wrestling entrance songs in the meantime, to keep my IQ nice and low for when you come back.
PC: Coach, at least I tried to pick something out that was sure to entertain you. we'll save our All Japan 400-level stuff for when I come back.
Coach: Did Rey Mysterio always wear a mask.
PC: Yes. Well, he briefly lost it in WCW.
Coach: What's he look like in real life?
PC: A little kid. Match starts fast with both guys trading counters. Mysterio gets the better of it and hits two gigantic topes to the outside.
Coach: Psicosis looks exactly like I imagine Ronny James Dio would look like if he were a Mexican wrestler.
PC: Rey wins the first fall with a snap rana. Rey starts the second fall by hitting somewhere along the lines of 30 hurricanrana variations in a row.
Coach: Flat top in the front row! Flat top in the front row!
PC: Psicosis recovers and offers a handshake.
Coach: Don't fall for it...
PC: He fell for it. Psicosis gets an armbar on and hits an enzugiri. I hope we get the Psicosis bump here.
Coach: Huh?
PC: Certain guys have special ways of falling. Doing it in their own special way.
Coach: Ah. Like Al Pacino's yelling.
PC: Psicosis locks on a sharpshooter.
Coach: Back when we started this blog, I probably would have made a lot more of Psicosis's costume. Now it seems rather tame. he probably could have done more with it.
PC: Psicosis bump! Full speed shoulder-first into the post.
Coach: HOO-WAA!
PC: Rey follows up with a cartwheel into a rana. Rey goes for a springboard moonsault but Psicosis catches him for a tombstone and wins the second falls.
Coach: This match is like a delicious batch of sliders.
PC: Psicosis starts the third fall by powerbombing Rey through a table. He follows up by HITTING AN ABSOLUTELY MOTHERFUCKING CRAZY NO HANDED OVER THE TOP ROPE SUICIDE DIVE INTO THE CROWD! Rey may be way smoother, but Psicosis has the distinct advantage of being completely out of his mind.
Coach: Hey, Flat Top!
PC: Psicosis hits his signature bump off the top of the ring post and lands outside. Rey hits a crazy tope con hilo and destroys Psicosis with a chair outside the ring.
Coach: Rey goes for a rana off the top and spikes Psicosis on his head. Not sure if that's how you're supposed to hit that move.
PC: You are correct. Rey hits a flurry of crazy moves and Coach almost knocked over his laptop.
Coach: Flips, tables, chairs, a sharpshooter. What's not to love?
PC: Psicosis puts Mysterio through a table via senton. Psicosis then lays out Rey with a chair and hits a tumbleweed from the top for the win.
Final Thoughts
Coach: Why do I feel like it's just as hot in that arena as it is in our apartment right now?
PC: Two fun guys at their peak of fun-ness in a company that let them do pretty much whatever they felt like. Good times.
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